Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.

"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."

by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011

spaghetti slinger

A person of Italian descent. Based on the concept that Italians sling spaghetti onto walls to see if they stick - and therefore are fully cooked.

That guy Lou? The Italian guy? He's a spaghetti slinger.

by Deh Shadow April 22, 2015

Wax slinger

Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!

That girl is a wax slinger

by Naro36 April 2, 2017

Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

Jelly Spine

A condition sometimes caused by the ingestion of alcohol when taking Adderral. If the Adderral is taken too early, and the consumption of alcohol continues past its half life, it can result in the lumbar vertabrae of the spine temporarily turning into Jello. The afflicted patient can no longer hold themselves erect, often presenting as an “Air-dancer” or “Tube-Man”, commonly seen in the front of used car lots.

Last night was epic, until James got jelly spine, and we had to carry out to the Uber.

by Belligerent KK May 29, 2018