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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
by littlejimmie August 4, 2019
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I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.
Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.
Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.
by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020
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Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.
"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"
by Chimble January 24, 2021
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Snot Rocket

When you blow your snot in your partners asshole then they fart it into your mouth.
Julian blew snot into Kolten's anus, then he processed to fart the snot into Julian's mouth.

Snot Rocket - a blob of snot shot of an anus.
by wearetheones November 16, 2022
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Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.
Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.
by nopreynopay January 11, 2025
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