A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
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Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.
"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
by Waggon April 13, 2007
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2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.
2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.
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George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.
George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.
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The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy
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The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.
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The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy
See sick
The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.
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by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006
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2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..
3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else
2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..
3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else
by hOLLiPoP May 13, 2005
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