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Slomp

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.
by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017
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Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.
Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival
by Flomp King January 15, 2021
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Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
by I_uKe January 30, 2021
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shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?
The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!
by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022
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Sea Scorpion

Paul Hogan originally said "I'll slip an extra sea scorpion on the barbie" but the tourism ad agency changed it to the now famous "shrimp on the barbie".
by Inter-Planet March 9, 2011
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Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
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The pretty Scorpio bookworm

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021
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