SEObot

An SEObot is a subset of spambots most often found as accounts on social networks, or as webcrawlers used to game page ranking mechanisms in search. The typical social network SEObot is either trying to game, or trying to sell SEO services, often mixed with other spam.

Enough with the SEObots already -- Twitter really needs to kill the autofollow mechanism.

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2009

slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017

dick slobber

Dick slobber is the combination of cum and vagina juices on the dick after sex that men find funny to rub on the women's body after sex.

He rubbed his dick slobber all over me

by meleddy December 5, 2016

slobadobadingdong

When you get some slob on your knob.

Guy 1: "Did you score with that bitch last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but i got a little slobadobadingdong."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Yea, that fuckin whore."

by Joey Overlook January 8, 2008

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

slob

Some shit Krabz say jus to pretend they dont go home erryday just to get fuk'd by their pops.

slob? i dont think so krab mothafukkaa Wh-dup BLOOD. Fuck them Krabz.

by dcalloway April 19, 2007