shitsteed

A shitsteed is what a piece of shit rides on, you aren't even worthy of being called shit, you're what shit uses as a beast of burden...

Shut up, shitsteed.

by taco_master November 24, 2010

shitstain

A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.

Boy, that guy in the convertible is a real shitstain.

by schtankified September 13, 2011

shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.

"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.

by TheRevJake December 23, 2011

Shipster

An oceanographic hipster

Look at that girl wearing skinny jeans whilst operating a CTD, she's such a shipster

by OSU-shipster September 4, 2013

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

shiefty hoe

when a person is acting hella shadey. Talking smack behind your back, then acting like everythings all fucking right when youre face to face with them.

AKA Shiefty Hoe

You a shiefty hoe.

by Bryce Hagan June 30, 2016

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016