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shalm

The art of when you own some noob so rapidly that they can't respond at all because they are still being owned, and everytime they open their mouth to pwn you back, you own them again. This is the art of the Shalm.
1. Did you hear? That SMR brat definately got shalmed by ME!

2. Shut up nub or I'll shalm you.

3. "He was so busy being shalmed he never noticed Joe take his paper

4. Black Sabbath owns and so does Salad Fingers!
by candy snax October 9, 2005
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Shelby

-too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without
"shit i forgot my 20 pound make-up bag"
"SHELBY DAMNIT!!"

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?"
"...shelby"
by keltttttttttttttsey March 29, 2008
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Shelby

A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.
Omg your friend is such a shelby!
by fenway all the way August 6, 2011
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selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.
god selmaan is cool!
by Thalis August 18, 2004
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Shelby

Any girl that makes you believe you have something special with her while she actually has feelings for another guy. She leaves you in the friend zone.
She is such a shelby to you.
by SD_1985 September 30, 2017
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Shelby

Shelby is the most horrible person you will ever meet. She has serious problems and she farts a lot I’d yiu get near her you will definitely smell the stench. But she’s not that bad after we talk about her style it seems to blow everyone out of the park!
Look at that girl she’s totally a Shelby she has some style but she stinks!!! 😷
by Moppet April 22, 2018
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Shelby

A fucking bitch and a liar. She’ll lie about shit just to ruin a good relationship and try to fuck everyone’s life up. She’s FAKE and a DUMB BITCH and that will never change
Woooow...Shelby lied about me threatening to kill her and had her mom call the cops so she could not go to school and go shopping in Vegas.
by Oh yeees May 22, 2018
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