Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.

If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass

by aztechy July 6, 2010

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017

Secret Santa

When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.

Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd

by 6thHourStudyHall November 22, 2010

secret santa

A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.

Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Secret Snake

When a girl is in the reverses cowgirl position and starts to defecate onto the guy.

Man did you know Elisabeth is a secret snake pro!?!?

Dude did you know Elisabeth holds the longest secret snake record.

Created by E.W. & T.S. On 6-28-10

by ThomasandElisabeth July 3, 2010

Secret Shitter

An employee who intentionally goes out of their way to a restroom in the different part of the building to take a dump because they think no one will notice them.

Another secret shitter just went in to stink up our restroom.

by rockinreno April 8, 2010

Secret time

A time where two or more people seperate themselves from a larger group, and tell about something others in the larger group cannot know.

The two girls went to the corner of the room, where the others couldn't hear, to have secret time.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you know that he told me that she told him that I like him!
Girl 2: Why would she do that? The _____! She knows that I'm the one who likes him!!

by rumorqueen13 November 2, 2011