Seanastig

The username and IGN of an unknown creature rumored to have the longest organism dick the humankind had ever seen. He is the greatest gamer in the world able to control his enormous D as a third hand and he has its 2nd brain located in it responsible for its 0.000000001 second reaction time.

Oh yeeesssss, gimme some of that Seanastig juice dadiiii!! AHHHHHH!!!

by HaterXs August 18, 2022

Sean Ruane

15 year old that can only deadlift 100kg

Sean Ruane is a beast

by Daddytuga111 March 6, 2023

sean oggs gaff

once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X

1 - we should go sean oggs gaff.
2 - HELL NO THAT PLACE IS CURSED.

by the beast of banff May 8, 2023

hipster sean

A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.

That fat lumberjack guy drinking a latte in his misfits T-shirt is a real hipster Sean.

by lordofalltime January 15, 2018

soggy sean

When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.

Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!

Ben: Shred it!

by Brad Bradleyson March 31, 2018

D’Sean

Usually a Light-skin guy and he’s chill and very good looking , has a great amount of friends, very funny and active. Also, loves to look nice and would treat himself like a king and his wife or girlfriend like a queen.

Typically light-skin or brown skin, very chill and calm, wouldn’t mind traveling, has a lot of friends and best friends. Also loves to have a little bit of expensive things and wouldn’t mind doing the same for his girlfriend or wife because this guy needs a Queen to hold him down.

Her:D’Sean is my man crush

Him: I need to be friends with D’Sean he seems pretty cool
Her: D’Sean just took me to Hawaii and I loved every second

Him:D’Sean and me, be looking to good in photos on instagram

by DrippyyyDJ July 18, 2019

Sticky Seance

When you prepare Ghost Butter by consuming pineapple and ghost peppers, also commonly done before initiating Astral Procumtion.

Bro I just did a sticky seance and I'm ready to make ghost butter

by The butter man January 14, 2020