Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Adrian Sandoval

A handsome Mexican man, that gets lots of pussy and weed

Hey man, I wanna be an Adrian Sandoval.

by Theintelligentmogger July 11, 2024

Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

Gambit Sandomierski

best chess opening

created by grandmaster ojciec mateusz

person 1: what tf is this opening
person 2: its gambit sandomierski, my favourite

by liquid architecture March 25, 2024

lemeg sandor negols

bitch ass cum stain.

he a lemeg sandor negols

by anonymous October 10, 2024

Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026

Bulgarian standoff

When two or more groups of criminals are sent to a location, usually by the victim, to illuminate intent and motive. A setup

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026