Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.

Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."

by gmogilly March 17, 2010

sequality

The measure of whether a sequel will live up to the original.

There's a huge difference in the sequality of the Star Trek movies.

by makjon1 June 3, 2013

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

The fire ants gave SCUBA Steve a sequoia this morning.

by TTORA December 16, 2008

secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.

Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.

by Memodreads February 21, 2017

airwing security blanket pandemic

something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept". easily identifiable by recognizing emphasis on words such as "mos credibility" or "quals" or "knowledgeable" (which by the way, isnt a fucking word). these marines insist they know everything, and in their world (the flightline) they do. these marines are usually poor leaders, outstanding mechanics, and nothing that hinders the faintest resemblance of a marine. some can shoot a rifle, some can run a good pft, some of them go to college, some of them pursue resident military education, some of them do some things. but none of them do all of it. they pick and choose areas to focus on, and hide from the rest of the world in the comfort of an MOS. they are also known for back dooring real marines with any desire of mos progression. some have speculated tihs is a result of fear, disdain, and others simply as a self preservation tactic to keep the standard at a level low enough to achieve.

dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic. that guys a shit bag, outside of the airwing, the marine corps would eat him alive and he knows it. you can be just like him, or you could start pting, shooting a rifle, attending pme, and i dont know, develop into a leader. i guess its up to you.

by H Downington III February 22, 2011

sequel

Screwing your womans younger sister.

After Cam was cut off by his biatch he moved on to sequel her 19 year old sister.

by Chiefbigcanoe January 29, 2005