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Scotch-cat

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.
"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."
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scontch

origin: white rock, british columbia
one who is cheap or not lenient on a subject, who will stand by the rules and never let them bend no matter what, also the purveyor of the not so good time, ie:party pooper
scenario:
girl walks in 10 seconds after the bell
teacher says: you have to get a late slip
girl says: mr. lynn! you are such a SCONTCH!
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scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007
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Scotch-tape skies

A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.
by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010
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Stonch

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya
by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017
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scorch

plain old cup of tea coffee or hot chocolate originates from liverpool
"wana (scorh)"

"how many sugars rya avin in this (scorch) ay"
by csayle84lfc July 3, 2009
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scotch college

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.
girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*
by loverboy125 November 27, 2019
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