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Sati is the sassiest girl you will ever come upon. She’s hot-headed, quick-tempered, and aggressive. However, underneath all that is an absolute doll and an amazing girl you should definitely keep as a friend. She’s super pretty and always knows the wittiest jokes. If you have a Sati in your life, keep her around.
Girl 1- I’m so jealous of that girl.
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- Sati!
Girl 2- Of course, she’s amazing!
by i.love.otters November 12, 2018
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satanic panic

When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.

Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:

1970s:

The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.

1980s:

Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.

The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.

1990s:

During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.

Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.

2000s:

Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.

Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
by udusers1 November 28, 2011
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satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.
Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.
by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009
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satahnic

Pronouncing a curse word or undesirable entity such as hell, satan, damn, ect. with similar acoustics but slightly differently to acheive the same meaning but in a pussified way. Originating from NHL hockey announcers when they started pronouncing Miroslav Satan's name as 'Satahn', instead of Satan, as to not offend any "Joe Bible" viewers.
Joe: "Darn it, I locked my keys in the car!"

Bob: "You pussy, why do you have to use the satahnic version of damn?"
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
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satori tendou

tendou is better than you. he will always be better than you. he is living perfection. whilst you? are ugly. in conclusion, tendou deserves life more than anyone you know
"baki baki ni ore, nani wo? kokoro wo da yo~
konagona ni kudake, nani wo?

seishin wo, da yo.

-satori tendou
by 1nsidi0us January 3, 2021
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Saturnz

Part-time weeaboo and tomboy lover.
Forget about it, Saturnz.
A Hit in Maracaibo? Cool, but Imma need some backup. Take Saturnz with you.
by Blud Lancaster June 23, 2021
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Anus Satan

Anus Satan is a satan that comes to you in your sleep and violates your anus
Anus Satan has come to rape your soul.
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