salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Salty Plow

A sexual position similar to the yoga "plow" position where the girl is laying on her back and her legs put so far back that her toes are touching the floor or bed above her head. To be a "salty" plow you can either ejaculate in your partner's vagina or in your partner's mouth.

Did you see that girl I left the party with? She's flexible. I gave her the Salty Plow.

by Wayne Carlos October 18, 2014

Salty Diego

The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.

Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.

by thatonedoot October 5, 2010

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.

Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.

by User6802 April 11, 2016