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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!
by VSC1111 May 20, 2018
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swim

a sport that makes you wanna die
i’ll kill myself cause of swim
by seecascarl April 13, 2019
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Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men
P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
by Thubby_master March 23, 2022
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others
his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy
by it’s him May 2, 2019
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