shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

cum swallowing whore

Someone who lives for swallowing cum from any cock that she can get to use her body strictly for the self gratification of the male's penis and pleasure. Someone who takes great joy and pleasure knowing she has fulfilled the one true purpose God intended for women to serve. And willing source of eager sleaze to let men fill in every hole with nothing but cock and sperm. To swallow, always savoring.

I am a cum swallowing whore in dire need of some fresh thick cum to drink.

by Naughtia Swalloman July 28, 2017

cum swallowing daisy

to perform profound acts

Dave took it apon himself to swallow, regurgitate on to his own chest, then spiderman himself, while michelle and brendan reeped havoc on his arsehole.... together.
cum swallowing daisy

by ryan aka straight November 8, 2007

shallow

a person who cannot make decisions for themselves, must always have other people do things for them. also, makes very low decisions that are foolish.

gracie: "hey did you hear about how conor had drew dump cloe for him?"
ariana: "yeaa what a shallow asshole!"

by mrs. swan January 5, 2008

shallow

An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.

Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.

"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005

Shallow Grave

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

by photoruss September 13, 2011