suck pumps

A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.
scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"

by Nick Ne. September 06, 2007
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soul sucking

adj: describing an event that is extremely excruciating to bare through.
Man: I have to go to the Opera with my brother and his annoying wife...its going to be a soul sucking night.

Rash: Oh man, finals are 3 weeks away, what a soul sucking month its going to be.
by Jonny Iosim November 01, 2010
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suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.
by YourKnees July 12, 2021
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Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion
Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck
by JohnathonSurname May 15, 2020
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suck a sav

Sav is short for saveloy. Saveloy is a Sausage. Sausage looks like a penis. This is the same as saying "Suck a dick" but with an Australian Twist.
** Broden is a annoyed and is taking his anger out on Mark and Zach **

Broden: You can suck a sav
Broden: Hey Mark
Mark: Yes?
Broden: Guess what?
Mark: What?
Broden: You can suck a sav.
Broden: You can both suck a sav, because I am done.
by beepbopbeep September 28, 2015
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Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”
by Savineaj94 April 07, 2021
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Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel
by Joe Lehane May 18, 2021
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