Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!

Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005

white girl status

Usually a white girl who is addicted to starbucks coffee. They typically post a selfie on instagram, facebook or any other social networking site with a hashtag white girl status. #whitegirlstatus #typicalwhitegirl

Starbucks addict usually teenage girls white girl status

by Rosie poe January 16, 2014

status-less

When you do not list your relationship status on facebook, myspace or any other social networking web site.

Anna: So what is your relationship status?

Benjamin: I am status-less.

by akgcode March 6, 2010

Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

stratum

The welded part of a nut sack.

Cowboy walks with a limp ‘cause his stratum got a curve in it.

by G00dt1m3Ch4rl13 September 6, 2021

Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010

tyler-status

(v)(adj)
The act of being:
- ohmyeff cute, adorable, silly, sugar sweet
- eye catching, attention grabbing, fressh
- KAYLA's

"Hey that was pretty damn cute."
"Ohyeah? How cute?"
"Tyler-status, cute. Yeaaaah."

by kayladeeeeeeeeeee February 5, 2009