sploof

The best bot in #fallnet on irc.hexdragon.com

sploof is teh 1337

by cheese August 25, 2003

snooflarger

Anything and everything all at once.
Also, the opposoite of snoof.

Dude, that test was a load of snooflarger!

by Nick Massie January 13, 2005

sfoof

A clean version of every cuss word known to man. If there are adults within ear shot of you while you feel like using profanity, say sfoof.

Person 1: "Hey i just peed in you're hat."
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"

OR

Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"

by Yosneaky March 10, 2008

Snoofus

Bald headed french girl

Look at that snoofus over there eating that croissant

by Timchicane July 13, 2018

Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008

Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

Smoofy

adj: Expresses an extraneous scent of the abnormal bodily fluids.
adj: Expresses an extravagant amount of bowel blockage released and inhaled

yo bro! jimmy let out the most smoofy bomb I've ever smelt. It was straight nursty!

by broski333 March 13, 2010