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A clean version of every cuss word known to man. If there are adults within ear shot of you while you feel like using profanity, say sfoof.
Person 1: "Hey i just peed in you're hat."
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"

OR

Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"
sfoof by Yosneaky March 10, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.
"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"
scoofa by msinkwell September 23, 2021
Related Words
sfoof spoof Snoof soof smoof shoof spoofer scoof skoof sloof
A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?
Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014
In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

urban spoof 

The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?

Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.

Example 2

Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
urban spoof by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
/Scoo- fa/

A positive exclamation of excitement or gratification often at the result of good news.
Noble Knight: I have a date with Esméralda tonight! No cap!

Merlin: Scoofa! Do you need a ride?
Scoofa by Damotaur May 13, 2022

Men Shoof 

The word is derived from the arabic language and is slang for "we will see"
Are u coming out this saturday or what ?
response: im not sure bro, men shoof
Men Shoof by ayrifeek November 27, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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