A clean version of every cuss word known to man. If there are adults within ear shot of you while you feel like using profanity, say sfoof.
Person 1: "Hey i just peed in you're hat."
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"
OR
Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"
OR
Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"
by Yosneaky March 10, 2008
Get the sfoof mug.A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.
"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"
by msinkwell September 23, 2021
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Get the Spoofy mug.In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
by 44t454545 November 12, 2022
Get the skoof mug.The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
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