Satchtastic

adj. really gay; describes someone who can't hang.

josh is so satchtastic

by Josh Satchador March 3, 2008

scotch call

Calling someone and then hanging up so you don't have to pay for the call and the person calls you back.

"I'm low on credit, let me make a scotch call, like the jew I am."

by setgab October 18, 2017

man satchel

Also commonly known as the "crime scene" or ball sac.

Amy's speech explaining the man satchel was accidentially overheard by the entire office, the resulting double entendre peaked everyone's interest. You kind of had to be there, bro.

by Paul & Nate December 15, 2007

Setch

Person who is proficient at Portuguese Mudslides, and also excels in the art of frotting

Oh my, the way you have speckled my face with runny poo is so great, you're such a Setch

by miggimoo August 19, 2008

scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures

"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

Scotch-cat

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.

"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."

by Christian "Jim Steel" Bedger and Matt "The Cat" Schechter October 1, 2006

Sitch

Universal word for being cool

You are sitch

Nikki is sitch

That food was sitch

by M&Nhaha October 20, 2010