Smoofied

Death by train

Did you hear about that one kid that got smoofied? That was tragic.

by SpencerDyle November 23, 2021

Smoofie

A 'sherm', simp, loser with a knack for acting big and bad. A poser who acts hard but in reality, is soft. A pussy, a scaredy-cat, etc.

"nah, he really a smoofie ass bitch"

"wait till I spin dat block"
"ya smoofie ass aint spinning nada"

by lowkeypokin March 1, 2024

Smoofy

Meaning to cutely and smoothly preform a feat, usually about a small animal.

“That bird is so smoofy!”

by The really deally December 30, 2024

shoofah

One who shoofs.

Shut the shoofah up.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's

Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)

by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008

skoofus

A person who is both a skank and a doofus. Used to describe a clueless slut who floats through life completely unaware of what a useless waste of flesh she is.

I would feel sorry for Anna Nicole Smith if she wasn't such a total skoofus.

by spinmaster b December 10, 2008