hi,shrek is my dad
by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.
After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.
by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020
When you forcefully stick you hand into a woman’s vagina grab her tubes and rip them out while screaming this is my swamp
by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 24, 2021
It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
When u get burnt / or an allergic reaction and ur eye swells up and gets reall puffy.
then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!
then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!
by chaps101 March 18, 2008
by Boi got Shrek hands 666 January 29, 2017
Shrek Extra Large is the greatest video game that will ever be made, with graphics that truly transcend this dimension. Indeed, even trillions of years from now, the graphics in video games will only be a millionth of Shrek Extra Large's true 8 Dimensional visual masterpiece.
You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.
Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.
Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
Shrek Extra Large is the true meaning of life
by Signup Man December 06, 2021