sleepfuck

The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.

Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.

by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

armor for sleep

One of the very few good emo bands. Yes, the vocals are extremely emo, but the sound of it is really good.

It's too bad that Armor For Sleep is put into the same category as Hawthourne Heights.

by Yotsubox June 29, 2006

armor for sleep

The emo band that owns your mom's face off!!! Or something like that. Anyway, they rock!

Armor For Sleep is the best band in the world!

by annaBanana3 July 1, 2005

Sleep Intoxication

The state of sleeplessness where it seems like that one is drunk. This usually comes with goofiness, stumbling around, and just plain acting crazy.

Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*

Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.

by Rokara January 1, 2010

Sleep Creases

The marks on your face after falling asleep at school, work, etc...

John came out of the office with sleep creases. So I told him to GTFO

by Jimmy Hoffa is alive March 26, 2008

Sleep Working

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.

Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010

Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011