Rule 126-x

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.

by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010

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Rule H

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

by Waboa February 1, 2009

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Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

by Spytre July 6, 2011

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rule 256

Code comments are mostly evil.

#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers rule 256

by Wolf-101 December 1, 2016

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rule 217

when someone buys you food you can't be mean to them for the rest of the day

joe:*buys fries
bill:"fuck you"
joe:*gives fries to bill* "rule 217"

by cheeseman2345 June 3, 2017

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When somebody plays an online game (Like a type of MMORPG) and no lifes a certain aspect of that game.

Also known as "No lifing" or "Gertjaars"

It is a bad thing to Dragon Rule5 and you should never be proud of doing it.

If you have a friend that Dragon Rule5s, help them, oh dear god, help them!

Guy: "Hey, did you hear about Patrick?" Guy2: "Yeah! He really Dragon Rule5'd that game of his!"

by iWingers March 30, 2009

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Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

by Artaxias September 7, 2009

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