religion

earliest form of mind control.
a good idea corrupted by men in dresses.

god bless!!!!

by fear magnet August 29, 2003

religion

A word that magically makes any bullshit story you come up with true.

I told my friends that I believe in a magical city in the sky and they said I was full of shit. When I told them that magical city was heaven everyone felt bad until I told them I was joking. Just goes to prove that the word "religion" makes any bullshit you come up with true.

by SuperUberNinjar October 29, 2011

Religion

An honorable reason to defraud oneself and others.

I was so lost untill I found religion.

by Sumwizeguy September 30, 2017

Religion

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.

There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.

by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018

Biggest religion in the world

The worship of money. That is where everyone wants some
and will do absolutly anything to get. And is in love with it.

He is in the biggest religion in the world.

by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011

Religion

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.

If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.

by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008

The New World Religion (tm)

something a fag named pitz_ on irc.efnet.net made up for attention.

he hangs out in #electronics on efnet, so go harass him and call him a fag, cause he is one:

www.suckyreligion.org

that is pitz_ on efnet in #electronics

<pitz_> im a fag 'q and i like 'c in my 'a

by Pitz's Mom March 3, 2005