quim lip

a boy from mountain ash wales wo is called simon evans who has his moms quim on his lip

oi quim lip

by Norris Da Boss May 5, 2004

Quiff

comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.

i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly

by maddowg1356 October 19, 2009

Quim

A guy of the queerest kind who jack off in the presence of other men.Quims are know to go out with other men who have had sex changes to become women. Quim is a horrendous insult and should only be used for the REALLY fucked up people.
A Quim is also known as the person in the middle of a three way butt fuck.
Druggies beware a Quim will Narc' on your ass.

Shut the fuck up Quim! Go butt fuck your "girl friend" before i fuck you up

by EAST SIDE March 4, 2005

douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

by Pancooke November 16, 2010

quiff

An Insult To A Women Or Whoever The Fuck You Want To Insult

The Fuck Anna You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a girl); Dylan You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a guy); Kevin You Fuckin Quiff(not quite sure)

by nick@cheno December 19, 2003

Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003