Quafter

n. Quafter
v. Quaffing
1. To laugh with a high pitch, which I actually happen to do. Sounds like a queef.
2. To suck in air when you laugh.

Quinn: I had a black friend once, then we sold him.
Mike: *begins quafter*

by MikeydaV August 28, 2008

Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

queef quarters

another way to say vagina, presumably said when a woman is a known queefer

damn, jenny is hot
i know dude, but her queef quarters are totally nasty.

by Ben Oltman January 25, 2009

Queef Stew

Lesbian Drama. It's never fun and just a mess. Just like queefs and stew.

Yes, my lezzie friends are here, and they brought the Queef Stew.

It was a good day, then Butch and Amber had a fight; It turned into a big bowl of queef stew.

Fucking dykes, it's always queef stew with them.

by amberjay February 20, 2010

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003

queef

a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex

she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air

by EC August 7, 2003

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006