pantsnorkler

A person who sucks alot without coming up for air. Ability to breath through a penis

He is on top notch pantsnorkler he never comes up for air

by doggfish62 September 19, 2012

pantsing wedgie

When you come up behind someone and pants them then when they bend down to pick up their pants you step on their pants and give them a wedgie. If done right you should have wedgied your victim right out of his pants. If you want to be really mean you can duck tape his hand and blindfold your victim while you hide his/her pants/shorts so afterword they have to find their pants in their underwear.

One time at camp a bully came up behind he and pantsed he then gave me a pantsing wedgie.

by bobmelone2k44 July 20, 2014

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

PlantsBrook School

Plantsbrook school is a crappy school. The new build already has damp and is so crampt. The students range from the poshest pricks to chavs. And every student knows the length of their skirt, they are fully aware. And yet the teachers keep going on. No one gives two shits about the uniform standard because its stupid and frankly futile.

Sophia goes to PlantsBrook School, she hates it there

by Annoying Human November 8, 2020

birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009

still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.

John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

by PantChest February 25, 2010

Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009