posengers

People who affect the style of urban bicycle messengers but who are not employed as such.

Steel fixed gear bicycles are marketed towards posengers, urban riders, and students.

by Fred Poseur September 6, 2009

posernerd

Failing at being a nerd

Cassia is a posernerd

by Gwith February 5, 2010

posery

noun

1. state of being a poser; state of posing

Hey. John got those new $300 Prada sneakers.

Bah. 'Such posery.

by bomber227 March 19, 2010

Poser Town

A city that pretends to be something that it is not. A city that is more focused on appearances than reality. See "Seattle".

Seattle is such a Poser Town.

by Broadbandito June 10, 2010

Poser

Someone who acts as a hypocrite by faking that they like something, or dissing that they like something to look cool.

Aly is such a poser because she wore a lit hat in vain. To further explain, she was being a poser by wearing the hat then dissing it. (She didn't deserve the hat, she is nowhere near as lit as me)

by yayayeeticus August 8, 2019

Poser

Someone who acts as a hypocrite by faking that they like something, or dissing that they like something to look cool.

Aly is such a poser because she wore a lit hat in vain. To further explain, she was being a poser by wearing the hat then dissing it. (She didn't deserve the hat, she is nowhere near as lit as me)

by yayayeeticus August 8, 2019

Pr3sence

The god that is always there.
One of the main gods, other one being The Eye.
Pr3sence sometimes appears in a sparkly form. Very cool.

Also maybe got turned into a marketable plushie.

Clueless guest: What's that?

Someone: Sparkly pr3sence my beloved.

Clueless guest: ...What?

by Some Oote member :)) January 29, 2022