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Turtle Porn

When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.
Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"
by Dyarra November 7, 2012
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dance porn

The films that showcase seventy-five percent filler material created for the sole purpose of featuring choreographic orgasms. i.e., Step Up, Step Up 2, You Got Served, etc.
Man, I had no desire to go clubbin' last night, but after some dance porn, I couldn't get out the door fast enough.
by gapingmaw August 27, 2009
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Porn Binge

When a person does not view pornography for long periods of time and then follows it by viewing pornography for extensive periods of time all at once.
“I did not look at any porn for like 9 months and then went on a porn binge for 8 hours straight.”
by Archie Leach July 28, 2011
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Gun Porn

The term Gun Porn did not originate with the videogame Black. Gun Porn as a term meaning photos of guns that display them in the same carefully posed and lighted manner as the models in traditional pornography, has been around for a long time in firearms and shooting cultures.

The creators of the game Black were using the term with this meaning as an example of how the guns were the stars of their new game.
"did you check out the new issue of Guns & Ammo? It's got some great gun porn.
by chenzzo July 30, 2006
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hair porn

Stana Katic's hair
person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!
by naughtsfan September 7, 2011
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Porn God

A male perormer in a pornographic film who is extremely good at his job.
Dude, John Holmes is a Porn God!
by Johnnieheart October 24, 2010
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Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).
Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.
by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010
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