Pittsford

A wealthy suburb of Rochester, New York. Known for its quaint village along the Erie Canal with cute little shops and a combination library/Bruegger's Bagels. The school system is also excellent. There are two high schools: Mendon in the South and Sutherland in the North. Pittsford kids are mostly preppies who shop at upscale stores like Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch. Pittsford adults are usually successful businessmen or doctors. Pittsford also has many so-called modern day hippies--people who eat organic, practice yoga, and drive hybrid cars. Pittsfordians can be snooty, so watch out.

I got a B on a math test and I'm upset about it. I'm such a Pittsford kid.

by Bunquita December 6, 2010

pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex

After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest

by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005

Brad Pitts

Meaning the word armpits.

"I've got right sweaty brad pitts."

by Jon Warham July 3, 2007

Pittsburgh 6

A girl that looks like some tame-able strange from distance, usually in the greater Pittsburgh area, who looks worse and worse the closer she gets

Juan was convinced that the approaching sloot was gonna be hot as hell. Darnell warned it was a Pittsburgh 6, but Juan refused to believe and was totally butt hurt when he saw she took a few hits from the ugly hammer. No Juan wanted to tame that strange

by Blaise Kwan May 30, 2015

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of cuming in one's vagina while the female is on her period. The female then queefs on to a freshly baked glazed donut creating a delicious treat to snack on.

"Hey Larry, how did that Pittsburgh Jelly Donut taste?"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"

by LarryGreen May 27, 2016

Pittsburgh Parlay

A sexual act where a male roofies a female and shoves a steel beam up her choice of her vagina or ass.

Heard you and Big Ben tag teamed that girl from the bar last night.

Yeah, we gave her the Pittsburgh Parlay.

by th268 October 14, 2019

Shitte Pittee

A word invented by Vanessa. Louisa Hached Düsseldorf Bilk is a liar. Its not her word its mine.

My cat is dead… Oh Shitte Pittee

by Vanulou October 7, 2022