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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
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Penguin

Oh no! Penguins! run they are gonna take us!
by Pranktube Nation May 16, 2018
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pengulum

Those things that swing back and forth in a grandfather clock.

Yeah, it’s a pengulum.

Are you sure you don’t mean a pendulum?
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Penguin pile

one big group cuddle that usually consist around 4+ people;

laying (usually resting your head) on a part of someone (stomach, thigh, chest, ect.) while they lay on a part of someone else, and you let someone else lay on a part of you.
bro, do you wanna start a penguin pile on the dancefloor?

c'mon let's join the penguin pile!

you: why are all those people laying in the middle of the floor?
me: they're penguin piling, duh.
by [TQ] tranquilQuipster September 16, 2018
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Penguin puke

If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out
Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke
by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019
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PenguStyx

A very fluffy and flauschi Pengu originating from Steinzeitmensch Uuggaa mit big clubs.

Maybe it is even an AlterEgo, which is due to the unique rarity of this species still hard to say.

OwO, so cuuutee, 1000/10
OwO look up there flies a PenguStyx , you can see his flauschi handbag
by [YOLO-2020] February 3, 2020
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penguiloni

An object to jerk off to. Maybe penguins?? Idk. It’s whatever I guess
Hey dodge, I’m going to jerk off to the penguilonies,
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