pickle wash

oral sex performed on a man by a woman

I'm goin' over to Suzy's to get a pickle wash!

by mr.blindman May 16, 2003

Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011

Pickle licker

a man who likes to suck cock

"Jeremy is a pickle licker. I'd dump him now if I were you"

by Donna K. March 26, 2003

Pickle Tickle

When a guy tickles his pickle:
1. Having sex
2. Jerking off

Carl caught Dupree in the midst of the pickle tickle. (From the movie "You, Me & Dupree")

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

by oldgeezer March 16, 2010

pickle bagger

An old hooker from South Texas.

There is an pickle bagger on the corner of leopard!

by sean micheal April 21, 2007

pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008