Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
by da ali g August 1, 2006
Get the suburban parking asshat mug.When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.
by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008
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To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
by sexycheese July 5, 2009
Get the parking it mug.1. A delicious Chinese duck dish served with plum sauce wrapped in a thin wafer like paper bread.
2. One who attempts to take a subtle look at a female's breasts or behind without being noticed.
3. You attempt to look at something without moving your head; only darting your eyes to the object of interest.
2. One who attempts to take a subtle look at a female's breasts or behind without being noticed.
3. You attempt to look at something without moving your head; only darting your eyes to the object of interest.
1. The man was on a date with his girlfriend and the attractive waitress bent over. He quickly looked at his girlfriend to make sure she wasn't watching then quickly darted his eyes, Peking Duck like, towards the waitresses behind.
2. He was sitting at the footy and in front of him was a very busty girl. He would constantly look down, not moving his head but only his eyes, much like a Peking Duck, to catch a glimpse of the magnificent mammories.
2. He was sitting at the footy and in front of him was a very busty girl. He would constantly look down, not moving his head but only his eyes, much like a Peking Duck, to catch a glimpse of the magnificent mammories.
by bigfev December 29, 2009
Get the Peking Duck mug.A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into the guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.
"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J parking garageing it on the top"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018
Get the Parking Garage mug.When a girls skirt is way too short and you can or almost can see vag.
Mostly white girls who are too desperate do this.
Or those white girls who ONLY wear skirts thinking they're cute.
Either way... Their vagina is almost showing ( visible)
So they are definetly pussy peakin'
Mostly white girls who are too desperate do this.
Or those white girls who ONLY wear skirts thinking they're cute.
Either way... Their vagina is almost showing ( visible)
So they are definetly pussy peakin'
Mike: Dang bro, look at that dime in that skirt.
Darrel: She looks like a slut... She's Pussy Peakin'
*boys walk past girl*
"SLUT"
Darrel: She looks like a slut... She's Pussy Peakin'
*boys walk past girl*
"SLUT"
by BabyGirl7895 January 9, 2012
Get the Pussy Peakin' mug.When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)
That guy over there he such a great guy i never met anyone that was would give a charming perkins every time.
by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017
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