perfect pick me up

when you are feeling down or upset about yourself or anything go to urbandictionary.com and look up your name

Mom:Hey son your looking down.
Son: Yea mom someone called me fat.

Mom: I have a perfect pick me up for you
then they go to the urban dictionary.com and look up the sons name.

by hicksclan November 7, 2011

Perfect timing

The quality of diamond jewelry when hits just the right light and achieves it's highest potential of brilliance.

Damn bro, your ice got perfect timing out here in sunny Miami!

by Hoodrich GM May 6, 2018

the perfect boyfriend

He will always be there for you no matter how big or small the situation is. He is sweet and caring and doesn’t care about anything, but you. He is the definition of amazing. He will make you feel like you are the only person that matters to him and him only. He will cherish everything about you. He will be loyal to you no matter what, because at the end of the day, he’s the one who loves you. He’s that one guy that every girl wants in a romance movie. He’s the one guy you will just look at and and say to your self “wow he really is the one”.

Sharon: “ oh my gosh he’s so sweet he’s literally like the perfect boyfriend”

Girlfriend: “ yeah that’s my boyfriend right there.”

by glossy understatement July 17, 2019

little miss perfect

A girl that always gets her way, usually rich and snobby. Only cares about herself. Doesn't care about anyone but herself, has the most perfect life EVER!! Also is a old tv show

little miss perfect little miss perfect; adj/noun LITTLE MISS PERFECT ALWAYS GETS HER WAS.

by Jellybean126 February 25, 2014

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

Perfect.

A word that should not exist, because in this tangible world their is no such thing. Nobody is perfect, no one ever will be perfect. people make mistakes. Everyone has, yes. Even you the person who is reading this at this very moment. i'm sure you have made your share of mistakes. The word perfect was created to make people feel terrible about themselves.

In my mind no one has to be society's definition of perfect.
They need to be who they are. Their idea of perfection. Not anyone else's. Cause in the end. Your all you have.

Don't judge other people because they aren't perfect.

by ThePersonYouJudge July 27, 2012

Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

by anonymous June 3, 2022