one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

by third place April 24, 2003

porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006

perpel

How stupid people say purple.

Guy1:Hi, Its a nice day, isn't it?
Guy2:Huh? Wha? Perpel.

by Ima Wackinhoff March 7, 2007

4 percent

1. A word used to compare someone who is a homosexual to the percentage of fat content in homogenized milk.

2. It is impossible to use this term without yourself being a homosexual.

That young fellow over there, I belive he is a 4 percent, because he enjoys the company of males in the region commonly known as his anus.

by K-Rimes April 2, 2004

perculate

A word that nookyoolar scientists use to describe a liquid that drains or filters through a porous substance. Unfortunately commonly used by 'experts' during 'scientific' TV interviews.

Too much water perculated into the hillside, which caused an avalanche of mud.

by Frennzy November 16, 2006

percolator

When you're stupid enough to dance on a glass table and it breaks.

*Steps on glass table*
It's time to do the percolator
*Moments later*
It went into my... *You can guess where*

by Deathrock616 June 4, 2011