pussy pretzels

When you stick a pretzel rod in a pussy and there you go. You got a pussy pretzel.

Jenna makes the best pussy pretzels!

by Meatspin666 January 10, 2008

Salty Pretzel

During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.

I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!

by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

Peetree

A Peetree is a long haired boy with huge sideburns who tends to longingly stare at people with no emotion on his face. Peetree's usually are found wearing purple speedo's.

"Peetree is so hot over there staring at me with his cool shoes"

by ~woot~ February 18, 2005

Petezaa

A fake holliday celebrated by a bunch of losers with nothing better to do. They all get together and eat disgusting food, drink Miller light and tell war stories. It is also a gay fest, all the men sword fight each other while the women watch and make fun of there saggy balls. The men put on wigs and then play "whose hole is this".

Pete - I'm the coolest cat around, hey otter, once
I finish being grounded, maybe my mom will
let us play with each others peckers while
we read our dads nudie mags in the basement.
Cat - Pete, leave Otter alone he doesn't live in
his moms basement like you do. Petezaa moto -
Petezaa, it's for the gays

by Critical Semen Sampler aka Pete March 5, 2008

Peet

The word "feet" with a strong Filipino accent

I need to wash my peet.

by Filipino Josh July 15, 2017

Peets

A friendly version of saying penis.

She’s got that big peets energy.

by maidenjen March 11, 2019