cool pasta

when you buy a new shape of pasta at the store and you are excited to cook it.

Elecanah: What are you having for dinner?
Yajjabe: I went to the store, and I saw some rotini
Yajjabe: Wow a new shape! Look at my cool pasta!!

by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019

lesbian pasta

A pasta dish containing a multitude of seafood elements. Can include but is not limited to: clams, mussels, prawns, calamari, fish, etc.

“Wow, although very fishy, this is some tasty lesbian pasta!”

by Steamy Joe June 21, 2019

penne pasta

A penne pasta is the micro penis of a 47 year old bald man whos name is Jon.

Not even Jackie wants your Penne Pasta.

by Fatrolls88 September 22, 2020

pesto pasta green beans

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.

Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

by ihategreenbeans May 7, 2021

kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend

‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’

by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

elite nig Versace pantaloons

when your friend is black and wear Versace pantaloons

hey timothy did u see that elite nig Versace pantaloons

by nig elite August 28, 2020

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018