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When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.
Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.
by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018
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pastor franz

charismatic liar; second only to L. Ron Hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons' money; pretty much a life-ruiner.
Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
by Roxanne Fields June 11, 2006
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Pasta Finger

A Italian soccer player who descides to play unfairly. A Pasta Finger usualy gets help from the ref to win.
" i hate those pasta fingers! they shouldn't of moved on in the FIFA CUP what a bloody rip off!"
by pirate of 2006 July 9, 2006
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Pasar

Biggest Cudi fan you'll ever known and you'll ever meet
Dude you're almost as big of a cudi fan as Pasar, but not big enough bitch.
by cud life October 10, 2013
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Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.
The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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In Pasta Bowl

Clever way of saying Impossible, that will surely confuse most people at first.

Inpastabowl = Impossible
Billy: 500 deaths a year are caused from auto erotic asphyxiation

Me: That's In Pasta Bowl
by TG09 October 28, 2011
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un-homophobic pastor

A pastor who accepts homosexuality (believes it isn’t a sin).
Make un-homophobic pastor permanent pastor.
by callmed0zy March 22, 2021
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