Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

Parent triathlon by natsmo June 22, 2009

Parentoid 

Paranoid about meeting someone else's parents.

I don't want to pick up Ashley because she lives at home and I'm parentoid.

Parentoid by One Man Two Minds December 11, 2009

Parental Fail 

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.

"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"

Parental Fail by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009

Parets 

The man. The legend. The Band Director.
Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987

Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"

Student 1: Mr. Parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.

Parets by Tiger March 5, 2005

Parent(s) 

1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends

2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave

3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.

4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you

Me: I can't go to the park today.
Veronica: Why?
Me: Parent(s)

Parent(s) by S.B.C! January 16, 2009

parentphile 

Parent that stares at your attractive friends in a sick kind of way and makes excuses to be in the same room as your attractive friends.

My dad is such a parentphile whenever Katie comes over, he just won't stop making excused to look at her.

parentphile by whatever_dude July 20, 2010

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

parental tax by Riconator October 30, 2010