parker

Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.

parker makes so many people happy, she's a good person, man.

by n e v v y September 24, 2018

Parker

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018

Packer

A packer is a phallic object worn in the underwear to give the appearance of having a penis. Packers are most often used by transmen/FTMs. They are also sometimes used by cis men to give a more impressive bulge.

Unfortunately my packer is kind of heavy for everyday wear.

by yysi<3 June 15, 2021

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008

poopy packer

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Fudge Packer

A mammal that maybe able to consume large amounts of Fudge.

The yaoi convention had a sundae bar full of fudge packers.

by A man named linda January 1, 2014

peter parker pussy

When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.

I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.

by Cupcakessxo February 2, 2014