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destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.
"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"
by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010
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Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020
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Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.
-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.
by Rinmpit August 7, 2013
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bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.
private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
by switch1twitch April 21, 2010
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Paper Hailing

Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper and then blowing it on to someone (sizes of paper hail can vary)
Example: "You just got Paper Hailed"
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper (sizes can vary)
by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019
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flipping paper

Adj: A person with so much money he/she does not know what to do with it.

Verb: Spending money recklessly.
"Billy Boss has so much money he doesn't know where to spend it, he's flipping paper!"

"Look at that guy flipping his paper in the club, he just blew $2000 on drinks tonight and he doesn't even give a shit."
by ienvyrichpeople October 19, 2013
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paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.
I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.
by arensb October 28, 2009
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