Peter Pan Rapist

A boy that goes around raping little Chinese boys, with green tights on. These sick bastards usually have names that start with N. For example, their name could be Nicholas. *cough cough*

That boy, Nicholas, is a real Peter Pan Rapist. Too bad Kristen couldn't join him in action with James.

by Lauren Hendrix-Hayley Jones October 23, 2011

Pan Flute Sunrise

When u wake up your female partner with a lovely song on the pan flute. Then contintue to splatter her face with love juice

Dude what did you with Ashley yesterday?

Nothing much just gave her a little pan flute sunrise

by Fa Heat May 4, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone

Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

by Kanks <3s Homes January 22, 2009

Pan-da Warrior

An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.

Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!

Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!

by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014

De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.

"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."

by 5seat January 22, 2014

ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns

by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu May 16, 2018

Ur gran pan

A roast to end all roasts.

Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)

by Fricctionaryo May 17, 2018