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When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"
"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"
by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005
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...where do we start? An amazing girl! She's trustworthy, pretty, intelligent, kind, and hilarious. She's charismatic, sophisticated and powerful. But she can also be very weird and crazy.

Laughs at her own jokes.

She's incredibly smart, has a way with words and is a great listener. She loves helping people with their personal problems, even when she can’t handle her own.
I wish to name my daughter Pailin.
by Urban Dict.au February 5, 2021
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Palinism

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1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.
See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009
by muskybait January 28, 2010
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painfull

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The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional
In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.
by Billy Billster July 15, 2010
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Pain Train

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A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.
Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm
by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019
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rim pain

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Severe pain of the sphincter due to excessive and or improperly executed rim job.
After having my girlfriends tounge ring lodged in my anus, the next day I had profuse rim pain.
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"Pain is weakness leaving the body"

The above is a piece of propaganda used by the US Marine Recruiting office to get more people to join the marines. Its also figuratively true, and very effective in their commercials.
Pain is weakness leaving the body

If you punch a tree over and over again every day for a few years your hand wont be broken (unless you punched TOO hard). Instead, it will be toughed, and calloused, and you will be able to take far more pain.

When a problem in life is emotionally painful you are emotionally scarred. But if you learn from it, the emotional scars will scab over and you will be a strong, more experienced and mature person because of it. When this occurs, as long as your emotional pain does not destroy you, it will eventually make you strong if you allow it too.

If you run 15 miles daily for a year, your body will be in a lot of pain, especially the first month or two. By the end of the year, your muscles would be so broken down and rebuilt you would be very strong, provided you had enough nutrients, water, and rest during the year. If you tried to do the same with 50 miles a day, you would end up dead.

Pain truly is weakness leaving the body, provided that the pain inflicted is small enough that you can handle it and grow from it, emotionally or physically.
by JokingClown January 15, 2007
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