A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.
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Last night we had Italian then drank A LOT and had late-night Mexican and thus morning I had a tremendous shit, so big I birthed a poohberg
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