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pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.
I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 

A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.
"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."

Pokemon Stadium 

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word
Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.
Pokemon Stadium by 0niTTRay December 7, 2003

Pokemon Hunter 

A Pokemon Hunter is an old, greasy pedophile that hunts his prey in or around Pokemon tournaments. Can be used as a racial slur against the Japanese.
"Did you see that Pokemon Hunter? Looks like he grabbed another one..."

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.
Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?
Pokemon Gopher by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

Pokemon GO

Why the world will end in 2 days
Tom: Hey wanna play Pokemon GO?

R.I.P Tom
Pokemon GO by the sony faggot July 15, 2016