Penis

A very large feminame attraction that makes them want to fuck you and let you put it in.

"5 inch when soft and 8 inches when hard"
"Put it in me daddy ur penis baby

by Obeyjimbo May 29, 2018

Penis

The reason you exist.

Kid: "So how did You make me daddy?"
Dad: "With my penis you fat thug"

by user0 June 8, 2018

Penis

Something that hangs below my knees

Somethings afoot, oh yeah it's my penis!

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

Peni

The singular word for a penis

Ouch my peni!

by Brian And Paris November 24, 2019

Penis

Sinep backwards, a type of mustard from Iceland.

Guy 1: I like squirting Penis on my hot dogs.
Guy 2: Dumbass, you mean Sinep.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Penis

A long pointy thing

His penis went through his pants

by Elmosuckspenis March 27, 2019

Penis

A long nipple

I have a long penis

by Big fuck April 11, 2019