sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.

"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."

by spyczech April 20, 2016

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Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021

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Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

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The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 03, 2022

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The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.

That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!

by djtimyd August 24, 2017

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Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite

by Pussy crumbs February 16, 2021

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Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by November 30, 2021

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