otterfuck

a person who fucks otters; an incredibly stupid, annoying person

'oh man, you're such an otterfuck.'

by Jamie June 27, 2006

Osterhout

A man or boy who suffers from severe muscular problems and thus has a deformed or uselss hand.

"O man look at that kids hand!!!"
"Now kids dont make fun of the Osterhout...."

by Laxflip May 6, 2005

brown otter

When your body is fully submerged in water and you poo with only your ass out of the water you poo pokes out like a lil cute brown shit otter

Hey guys!!! don't swim over here I just did a brown otter

by hotbitch1234 May 2, 2010

Otter Market

A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.

Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.

by Gerald Busey August 18, 2008

ottergasm

an ottergasm is the act of excreting all bodily fluids onto an otter at once, whilst having an orgasm. it is a magnificent, if not disturbing, process. It's illegal in the states of Texas and Iowa.

I was at the zoo today with my son, we saw a man having an ottergasm. he plucked an otter right out of the tank, he must have been pretty desperate. i covered little jimmy's eyes quick as i could, but he had lots of questions when we got home.

by otttaboiii May 27, 2009

Pocket Otter

A term used to describe a penis, usually a large one, which is visible through the trousers.

OMG... he looks like he's a full on Pocket Otter!!

by kels21 November 22, 2011

Otter Boy

1. A Crime fighting superhero that lurks in the depths of streams, rivers, and lakes and barks as he is attacking. Also will display a "Salmon" defense if threatened.
2. Sidekick- Bumble Cooter

Otter Boy saved me! Lokk
off in the distance- "Ah Ah Ah!"

by Salmon Boy November 28, 2003